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Quotes “Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer and I will show you an advanced toilet technology.” Mark Hawkins 1977 “If God had intended us to drink beer He would have given us stomachs”. David Daye “I have always believed that paradise would have my favourite beer on tap” Rudyard Kipling “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer”. Ancient Egyptian Wisdom “Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer but denies you the beer to cry into”. Don Marquis 1878-1937 “No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on Beef and Beer”. Duke of Marlborough 1650-1722 “Some Weasel took the cork from my lunch”. WC Fields “I’m off for a quiet pint—followed by fifteen noisy ones”. Gareth Chilcott “I work until beer o’clock” Stephen King “If beer and women aren’t the answer then your asking the wrong questions”. Anonyweasel “Beer makes you feel like you should without beer”. Henry Lawson “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this….A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, as the general speed and health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine, that’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” Cliff Calvin— of Cheers “To some it’s a six pack—to me it’s a support group”. Anonyweasel “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”. Jack Handy “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her”. WC Fields “May your glass ever be full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you’re dead”. Old Irish Toast “He was a wise man who invented beer”. Plato
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